So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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