i would punch a child for taco bell
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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