Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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