Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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