Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
FUCK WHALES
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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