i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
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we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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