Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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