she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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