She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I had to cum in my sink.
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