i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You coming home soon, man?
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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