ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I got inside last night via doggy door
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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