i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
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He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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