she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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