I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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