Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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