I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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