We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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