their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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