There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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