in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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