God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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