I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize