I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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