when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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