There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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