he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize