but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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