i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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