i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Your penis caused this!
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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