whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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