My girlfriend figured out who you are.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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