I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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