we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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