That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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