Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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