Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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