Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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