Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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