i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
you would pick up someone in the library
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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