East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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