More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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