Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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