I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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