the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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