Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I need to calm my uterus...
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