I think I won the penis lottery.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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