Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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