he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
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There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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