why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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