if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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